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20 minutes a day, and I will have the pedidexterity of a chimp and you’ll be sitting there, like an idiot. | Week 3 Day 2

Personal training after many weeks of not personal training! I haven't worked out much this week or walked very much but surprisingly have only put on 1 lb?? Which may or may not have all gone to my boobs. Abs still look surprisingly defined. We did abs, back, triceps, and biceps and BOY are my arms dead. 

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