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So much for sex without consequences. | Day 6 of Week 3

Hello, son. If you're watching this, I am already dead. | Day 4 of Week 3

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day is not a bitch | Day 3 of Week 3

Then see you later building.

just seems awfully mean. but sometimes the ends justify the mean. | Day 2 of Week 3

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere | Day 1 of Week 3

feelin' hot hot hot | Day 7 of Week 2

I'm crowning, I'm crowning, I'm crowning! | Day 6 of Week 2

I want to be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend. | Day 5 of Week 2

My cervix is ripening! | Day 4 of Week 2