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Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. | Day 5 of Week 1

I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides. | Day 4 of Week 1

So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh? | Day 3 of Week 1

I don't care bout anything but you...whatever happened to those guys | Day 2 of Week 1

Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me, go on and fool me | Day 1 of Week 1

Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. | Day 10 of 10 (Round 3)

but you need to access your uncrazy side | Day 9 of 10

Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So... | Day 8 of 10

WITCH! What have you done to my body. | Day 7 of 10

smush pain that feels like everything fell out of the sandwich | Day 6 out of 10

Do you know what it's like to break rocks all day, every day with chains on your legs?! | Day 5 of 10

you gave me cookie got you cookie | Day 4 of 10

out of sight, out of the contest. | Day 3 of 10

All I can do now is go out there and put on a brave face | Day 2 of 10

I take dumps standing up, I'm a man!