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you will thank me when they spank thee | Day 13 of 26

why waste time say lot word when few word do trick | Day 12 of 26

Your made-up wife? Who doesn't exist? | Day 11 of 26

That's my wife you're talking about, man. | Day 10 of 26

Well then, my man meat, he shall have. | Day 9 of 26

What's up ma nerds? | Day 8 of 26

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. | Day 7 of 26

I just ordered some bikinis online. Size 2, so... I'm gonna look amazing | Day 6 of 26

Hey, the Schwab guy told us to treat every sale like it was a huge sale. | Day 5 of 26

Can you imagine if I was deranged? | Day 4 of 26

Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I’ve ever gotten. | Day 3 of 26

What's up spinstahs?? | Day 2 of 26

meredith, your boob is out. | Day 1 of 26

In your FACE!