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It has to be official, and it has to be urine. | Day 10 of 90

What did I say about yeppers? | Day 9 of 90

Number one. How dare you? | Day 8? of 90

Don't dump me while I'm in a dumpster! | Day 7 of 90

Tell him to call me as asap as possible | Day 2 of 90

You have no idea how high I can fly | Day 1 of 90

Is there a God? If not, what are all the churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!

Hug it out, bitch

Where are the TURTLES?

It's a European cut.

That's why they call it murder and not mukduk

Welcome. Scranton hot dog from Scranton?

The fire is SHOOTING at us!!

the dealio of life.

Shut up about the sun!

The city...

Boy, have you lost your mind? Cuz I'll help you find it!

I love inside jokes. I would love to be a part of one someday.

No need for consternation, everyone here is extremely gruntled

Maybe next time you will estimate me!

Do you want your life to get worse, stay the same or get better?

We the ones who gotta clean that up!

Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe

Why are you the way that you are?

And I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

Everyone inside the car was FINE, Stanley!

This here, is a "run out the clock" situation.

I was never given a name.

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

So do anyone of us really know what we are doing in life?