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Writers don’t read. We write | Day 45 of 90

It feels like a fat man is sitting on my uterus! | Day 44 of 90

The Due Date is the Do Date! It’s the doing date! D-O-I-N-G-I-N-G! | Day 43 of 90

What do you think history is? | Day 42 of 90

You're not real, man | Day 41 of 90

If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we going to do this? | Day 40 of 90

Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is never. | Day 39 of 90

Looks like we kicked it | Day 38 of 90

A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls | Day 37 of 90

Look who just woke up. I've been up for a while. | Day 36 of 90

Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them. | Day 35 of 90

A G.D. monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it. | Day 34 of 90

Women be shopping | Day 33 of 90

Just poopin.' You know how I be. | Day 32 of 90

Did you check your butt? | Day 31 of 90